I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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