Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish i was in the wii world.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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