Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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