I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we're making bets on your personal life
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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