Non-Jews are for practice
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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