I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize
