Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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