so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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