i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's shark week go big or go home
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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