Having a random hookup so left but love u
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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