Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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