My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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