just come out here and I will go home with you...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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