Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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