i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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