This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i was born a porn star she said
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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