dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
