I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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