I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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