Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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