Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
We got so high we made milksteak
Girls should come with a carfax report
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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