i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
