oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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