I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped