Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."