Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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