He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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