He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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