Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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