I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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