Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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