i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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