He is like the real live version of the state fair..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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