I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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