dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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