feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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