? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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