when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do vagina's smell?
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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