at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize