im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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