I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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