I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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