Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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