plz talk dirty to me
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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