i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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