How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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