He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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