Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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