evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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