no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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