I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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