that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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