And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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