just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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