ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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