my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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