Me too!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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