that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I just want to make out with him forever
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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