Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
