Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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