Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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